Last updated: January 1, 2025

Welcome to our Privacy Policy—a place where we explain what happens to your data, why it matters, and how we’re not trying to become your creepy neighbor. By using the Service, You agree to the collection, use, and disclosure of information in accordance with this Privacy Policy. (Yes, that means you should read it, but we know you’re probably skimming. It’s fine. We’ve all been there.)

This Privacy Policy was created with the help of the Free Privacy Policy Generator—because who doesn’t love a freebie?

Interpretation and Definitions

We know, definitions aren’t the fun part, but they’re important. Think of this as the “terms and conditions” for understanding this document without needing a legal dictionary or a caffeine IV.

Interpretation

Words with capitalized letters have special meanings here, not just a flair for drama.

Definitions

Account: Your digital membership card for our Service. No, it doesn’t get you into VIP clubs, but it does get you access to our offerings.

Affiliate: Any entity related to us by “business friendship” (think: distant cousins, but corporate).

Cookies: Not the chocolate chip kind, sadly. These are tiny files that help us remember your preferences (like how much time you spent on our site pretending to read this).

Device: Whatever you’re using to read this—be it a phone, tablet, or your fancy fridge screen.

Personal Data: The information that lets us know you’re you and not a random bot.

Service: Our Website, the magical portal to all things us.

Collecting and Using Your Personal Data

Personal Data

We may collect things like your name, email address, and phone number—basically, the stuff we need to say, “Hi, it’s us!” when contacting you.

Usage Data

Yes, we might know how long you’ve been scrolling our site (but no judgment on the midnight browsing habits).

Tracking Technologies and Cookies

Cookies help us enhance your experience, though they can’t bake you a cake or remember your anniversary. You can disable them, but some parts of the Service may act up and throw a tantrum.

Use of Your Personal Data

We use your data to do helpful things like:

-Making the Service work as it should.

-Sending you updates, offers, or occasional dad jokes (okay, maybe not that last one).

-Improving our offerings so you keep coming back for more.

Sharing Your Personal Data

Don’t worry, we’re not spilling your secrets to the tabloids. We may share your data:

With Service Providers: To keep everything running smoothly (think of them as the tech ninjas behind the scenes).

With Affiliates: Our extended corporate family—so long as they play by this Privacy Policy.

With Your Consent: Only when you give us the go-ahead.

Your Data Rights

Feel like Marie Kondo-ing your personal data? You can ask us to delete, update, or tweak the info we have on you. Just remember, some data may stick around longer if legal obligations require it.

Children’s Privacy

If you’re under 13, go ask a grown-up before using our Service. No, really—we mean it.

Links to Other Websites

Sometimes, we’ll send you to other sites. But once you leave us, you’re on their turf, so read their policies too.

Changes to This Policy

If we update this Privacy Policy, we’ll let you know. We’re not into surprises when it comes to your data.

Contact Us

Questions? Compliments? Need someone to vent to? You can reach us at beautifulbeastwithin@gmail.com