Not Just for Dads… But It'll Boost Your Dad Joke Powers

Look, you don’t have to be a dad to rock this hat, but if you wear it, don’t be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to tell everyone you’re “just resting your eyes” during a nap. Featuring an embroidered “I ❤️ Carbs” design (with the heart made of sushi, because let’s be real, rice is the MVP of carbs), this hat is perfect for anyone who considers bread, pasta, and a good sushi roll to be their love language.

Key Features:

• 100% chino cotton twill (so soft, you might forget you’re wearing it)

• Green Camo option: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester (for when you need to sneak out for snacks undetected)

• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile—just like your approach to eating “just one more roll”

• 6 embroidered eyelets (aka built-in ventilation for those post-carb naps)

• 3 ⅛” crown—scientifically engineered for optimal dad-hat energy

• Adjustable strap with an antique buckle, because we love a good vintage touch

• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, but the love of carbs? That’s universal.

Throw this on your head and proudly declare your undying love for the best food group. No carb left behind.