Flex Hard, Carb Harder

Whether you’re lifting heavy, stretching deep, or just aggressively reaching for the last sushi roll, this sleeveless tank has your back—literally. Soft, breathable, and designed for maximum comfort, this muscle shirt lets you show off those gains and your deep appreciation for the greatest food group of all time. Featuring an embroidered “I ❤️ Carbs” design (with a sushi-heart, because carbs deserve romance too), it’s perfect for gym sessions, lounging, or power-walking to your favorite bakery.

Key Features:

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton (translation: super soft, won’t chafe mid-carb-loading)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (light enough to wear while debating if sushi counts as a post-workout meal—spoiler: it does)

• 32 singles (this means high-quality fabric, not a dating service for carb lovers)

• Relaxed fit for peak snack accessibility

• Side-seamed construction, because structure matters… in clothing, not in your eating habits

• Wide, low-cut armholes, ideal for flexing, fanning yourself dramatically, or letting your armpits breathe post-carb-coma

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US, but the obsession with carbs? That’s all you.

Throw this on, hit the gym (or the buffet), and let the world know where your true loyalty lies—right between a bowl of pasta and a perfectly rolled sushi bite.